Hallelujah and damnation
Mar. 30th, 2004 02:33 pmHALLELUJAH: The Evil Poetry Paper is defeated! One month after beginning work, it is completed, beaten, mauled to a pulp and spit out in neat Times New Roman 12-pt font! This is a great day for us.
DAMNATION: Yes, but another is due in three weeks - that's less time than it took us to finish this, and we have two other essays and a term paper to complete in that time.
HALLELUJAH: *fingers in ears* Not listening.
DAMNATION: In fact, in twenty minutes we're supposed to go have a conference on that term paper, and you haven't started serious research.
HALLELUJAH: Got the bibliographical essay in, though! It looks to be fun!
DAMNATION: And our computer is still sick.
HALLELUJAH: They fixed it!
DAMNATION: They're still holding it prisoner in the Dungeon Known As The Repair Shop. It's been what, 96 hours and 42 minutes since we last enjoyed it in our room in peace?
HALLELUJAH: It should be back by tonight!
DAMNATION: ...
And Hallelujah wins this match! Join us during the next crisis for the further debates of Hallelujah and Damnation! (Especially as the computer looks to be soon available to document!)
DAMNATION: Yes, but another is due in three weeks - that's less time than it took us to finish this, and we have two other essays and a term paper to complete in that time.
HALLELUJAH: *fingers in ears* Not listening.
DAMNATION: In fact, in twenty minutes we're supposed to go have a conference on that term paper, and you haven't started serious research.
HALLELUJAH: Got the bibliographical essay in, though! It looks to be fun!
DAMNATION: And our computer is still sick.
HALLELUJAH: They fixed it!
DAMNATION: They're still holding it prisoner in the Dungeon Known As The Repair Shop. It's been what, 96 hours and 42 minutes since we last enjoyed it in our room in peace?
HALLELUJAH: It should be back by tonight!
DAMNATION: ...
And Hallelujah wins this match! Join us during the next crisis for the further debates of Hallelujah and Damnation! (Especially as the computer looks to be soon available to document!)
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Date: 2004-03-30 04:59 pm (UTC)"The Professor tricks us... has a squirrelly look about him!"
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