Hallelujah and damnation, Round 2
Mar. 31st, 2004 05:14 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
kiralamouseHALLELUJAH: The computer is back! The internet is operational!
DAMNATION: Yes, after four days in the shop. And three hundred megs of memory mysteriously preoccupied. What were they doing to it down there?
HALLELUJAH: Who cares?
DAMNATION: I'll tell you what they were doing. They were installing updates that allowed those two new viruses on the computer, the viruses I detected on what was supposed to be my sparkling clean shiny new computer.
HALLELUJAH: But at least the viruses were caught!
DAMNATION: Right. They just want it to become a virus-ridden mess so that they can kidnap it forever. Wait a sec, did we say the word "virus"? You fool! They --
*CRASH*
This round of Hallelujah and Damnation has been cut short by the arrival of yellow biohazard suit SWAT ninjas. Damnation claims a victory on the grounds that "SWAT ninjas can have nothing to do with Hallelujah, and they've clearly carried the day."
DAMNATION: Yes, after four days in the shop. And three hundred megs of memory mysteriously preoccupied. What were they doing to it down there?
HALLELUJAH: Who cares?
DAMNATION: I'll tell you what they were doing. They were installing updates that allowed those two new viruses on the computer, the viruses I detected on what was supposed to be my sparkling clean shiny new computer.
HALLELUJAH: But at least the viruses were caught!
DAMNATION: Right. They just want it to become a virus-ridden mess so that they can kidnap it forever. Wait a sec, did we say the word "virus"? You fool! They --
*CRASH*
This round of Hallelujah and Damnation has been cut short by the arrival of yellow biohazard suit SWAT ninjas. Damnation claims a victory on the grounds that "SWAT ninjas can have nothing to do with Hallelujah, and they've clearly carried the day."
