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Jan. 18th, 2005 02:14 pm
kiralamouse: (gnomicons hits it again)
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It has come to my attention that people are not updating with sufficient frequency.

This phenomenon is not limited to LiveJournal. All over the internet, sites are failing to bring on fresh material at a sufficient rate. Message boards take hours to add a new page; blogs update possibly once a week; even my faithful movie trailer sites are slowing down. And don't even get me started on webcomics. And when sites do update, they add very little new material. It's all very brief.

What is wrong, people? Why are you failing in your sworn duty to amuse me on an hourly basis?

This has been your brief LiveJournal update from the Mouse for oh, say, the next month or so. Thank you.

Date: 2005-01-18 10:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ueberx.livejournal.com
I apologize, oh great one of the Mouse. I shall be most sure to entertain you more suitably in the future.

For today- I have had no encounters with homicidal giraffes. I leave it to you to take from that what you will.

Date: 2005-01-18 10:45 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ueberx.livejournal.com
Note- Not me being sarcastic and mean. I just enjoyed the opening you gave me for the bit about teh homicidal giraffes.

Date: 2005-01-19 08:16 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ueberx.livejournal.com
I did encounter one, and he said to say 'hi'. He did did not specify whom to, just that I was to say 'Hi'. So I wandered about and said 'Hi' to many people, who looked at me oddly and made me feel foolish.

Date: 2005-01-20 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] tristmasjedi.livejournal.com
and made me feel foolish.

Well, it's about time someone did.

Date: 2005-01-21 03:57 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] ueberx.livejournal.com
No comments from the Peanut Gallery, Quack McDuck.

Date: 2005-01-19 04:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] dypsidollierats.livejournal.com
rats. the world is growing up.

giraffes and elephants and pippin, oh my!

:)

Date: 2005-01-19 04:34 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] raine0211.livejournal.com
I'm am so amused by that entry! It's true I've been neglectful of my journal until recently! But we just met so I suppose I don't get any of your cyberwrath? LOL

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