Reasons to Hate America

[kiralamouse]

I'm being terribly risque, coming back after ages with a title guaranteed to pull me up to the top of the anti-terrorist action. (To any overworked Homeland Security agents forced to carefully examine my entry for any signs of bombs, plane explosions using James Bond toothpaste, etc, I deeply apologize. But if you could find someone to address my complaints...)

Anyways, right now I'm kind of wishing I were still in England, because of two ways in which it's looking vastly superior to my country:

1)Commercial breaks. Advertisement is much better left safely contained between shows, not interspersed at regular intervals which interrupt shows at key moments.

2)Season two on DVD.

Yes, I wish to lay a curse on regional DVD recordings, for these prevent me from getting my Doctor Who fix save in small, measured increments. I want me some more David Tennant, and now! And not in diced-up ADD-inducing segments!

I would also like to add that any British gloating on this point may be met with extreme prejudice.

Comments

[hollywdliz.livejournal.com]

Sounds like someone needs a region-free DVD player!

[sir-ywain.livejournal.com]

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